So here at Addicting Flash Arcade Games, we have something to amuse the masses! Amusing, because we have a really really crap game here for you today. Addiction factor is probably zero, but amusement factor is high, because it is, so naff!
Set in a parallel dimension where kissing is outlawed (even for newly weds). Your task is to kiss the Mrs (or the Mr if you're a girl) as much as you can without being spotted by bystanders. If you are caught, then you are savagely attacked and brutally killed by a wild pack of flesh eating bears and alligators. Sadly the game developers ran of money and were unable to code that part. So will have to leave that to your imagination.
Level 1 starts with some sloppiness on the beach. Its disgusting! There are kids around! In fact, there are even kids drowning! That's how you distract that busy body woman who comes closer to catch some of the kissing action. Click on the drowning kid, where sadly she then rescues him. Then as soon as she is busy doing that, you can get back your tonsil tennis! Click on the hint at the bottom which will tell you what to click to distract who.
Level two has you in front of the congregation. Wedding photographer is there, the priest is there, and another nice couple are all there witnessing your big day! But remember, this is an alternate universe where kissing is outlawed! Un-phased by the threats of a gory death if caught, the sneaky couple wanna give it large! So keep distracting the pervy photographer by clicking on his phone to make it ring. Distract the priest by clicking the church bell and making that ring too.
Sadly we don't have enough love here at AddictingFlashArcadeGames.com to have gone any further. But I'm sure you guys and gals can!
Have a happy valentines day guys. Whether that be stuck in playing Addicting Flash Games, or blubbering into a glass of wine watching DVDs of Bridget Jones! If you need DVDs or new games to play, then don't forget to order via our Amazon store for the best prices right here! http://astore.amazon.co.uk/addiflasarcag-21
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