Tuesday, January 31, 2012

I want you dead, Santa!

Hello Gamers!


Despite the fact February is still around the corner, it seems some people are still pissed off about their last lousy Christmas.  Well, in that case why not take your frustrations out on a Santa Teddy Bear with the gruesome game of, I want you dead, Santa! 


Even if you had a great Christmas, just imagine that the character on this game is someone you really hate.  Someone should make a customisable version where you can upload pictures of those you dislike, so you can whack em around and cause them pain.


Although Addicting Flash Arcade Games is family friendly, you may want to just check this game before letting your kids play it.  The graphics are cartoony but hurling santa head first towards a spinning blade does cause a little bit of blood, and squishing him between two pulsating clampers does cause a few bones to fly around the place!


The aim of the game is to cause as much pain as possible. Pain = Points. As well as pulling santa around, you can also pull other objects around to land on top of him.  

Our advice is to skip the first level. It seems quite hard to actually do much, but delve into Level 2 onwards and enjoy the fun, enjoy the noise, and enjoy causing ruthless brutal pain you will cause to poor old Santa!  Relieve your frustrations!!


8 Bit Retro: FRED


New on Addicting Flash Arcade Games today is an 8 Bit Retro game. Those familiar with the ZX Spectrum computers from the 80s will understand this title perfectly!  Those not so familiar with the ZX Spectrum will get a swift lesson in what games used to be like for us old people!


The first stumbling block in this game is actually figuring out how to start the damned thing!  Old games were not so user friendly, and the fact half of it is in Spanish also adds to the fun!! So to save you the hassle, then press number 1 and number 4 on the keyboard and you'll be off! 



You're controlling this character called Fred around Tootie Carmoons tomb in Egypt. Collect the treasures and watch out for the nasty ghosties.  You have a pistol with you to shoot the ghosties away. Strange spider things run along the ground which you can jump over.


The game ends when you're dead or have collected all the treasure. Though we never managed to collect all the treasure, perhaps you can!


So what are you waiting for? Re-live the ZX Spectrum game era and head on over to Addicting Flash Arcade Games and get stuck into Fred.  The only thing missing is the 15 minutes of screatchy tape loading!




Don't worry, there will be no R Tape Loading Errors here!